Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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