So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
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if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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