physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
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do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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