What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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