wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
