Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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