Fine. I'll sleep in my office
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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