If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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