PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
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I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
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I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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