There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
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