My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
40s are totally the cure
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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