he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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