if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
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I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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