I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
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I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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