There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Randomize
