have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
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I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
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I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I came so hard my ears popped.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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