you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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