im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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