I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
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I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
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So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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