why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
You smell like stripper and shame
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
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this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
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Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea