cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
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It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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