wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
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Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives