Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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