Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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