So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
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thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
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When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer