I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.