yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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