Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
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Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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