We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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