I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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