I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
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You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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