Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
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Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
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Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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