I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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