We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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