If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
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She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
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Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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