apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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