I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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