Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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