We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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