the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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