I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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