Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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