So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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