the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Congratulations! We have a period
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