You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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