you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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