yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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