i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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