I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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