Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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