we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
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Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
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Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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