I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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