we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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