I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
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