Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
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i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
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I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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