Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
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It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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